With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

That Doctor Fell, that Doctor Fell
 I do not like that Doctor Fell

Do you like brains in the shell?

I do not like them, Doctor Fell
I do not like brains in the shell

Would you like them en flambé?

I would not like them en flambé
I would not like them any way
I do not like brains in the shell
I do not like them, Doctor Fell

Would you like them on a tray?
With some Batard Montrachet?

I do not like them on a tray
With some Batard Montrachet
I do not like them en flambé
I do not like them any way
I do not like brains in the shell 
I do not like them, Doctor Fell

I don’t see how you can refuse 
You know you want to... only choose

I do refuse! I will not choose! 
Not on a tray, with Montrachet 
I would not eat them en flambé 
I would not eat them any way 
I would not eat brains in the shell 
I do not like them, Doctor Fell

In the back seat of a car? 
I’m sure you’d like them 
Here they are

Not in the back seat of a car!

They’re delightful, don’t you see? 
Perhaps you’d like them served with brie?

I would not, could not, served with brie 
Or in a back seat, set me free!

I won’t eat them, I refuse! 
I will not like them, I won’t choose! 
I do not want them on a tray 
With or without Montrachet 
I do not like them en flambé 
I do not like them any way 
I do not like brains in the shell 
I do not like them Doctor Fell

At the opera? You’ll agree... 
You will love them! Wait and see!

Not at the opera or with brie! 
Not in the back seat! Let me be! 
I would not, could not, I refuse! 
I could not, would not, I won’t choose! 
I will not eat them from a tray 
Take back that glass of Montrachet 
I will not eat them en flambé 
I will not eat them any way 
I do not like them, Doctor Fell

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark? 
We'd both enjoy them in the dark.

I’d never, ever... in the dark!

Perhaps you’d like them al dente?

I would not, could not, al dente 
Not at the opera, “No!” I say 
Not in the back seat or with brie 
I do not want them, don’t you see? 
Not on a tray, I will not choose 
Your Montrachet I do refuse 
I will not eat them en flambé. 
I will not eat them any way!

You do not like brains in the shell? 

You’ve finally got it, Doctor Fell!

Do take a chance! A taste won’t hurt! 
I’ll serve you Sno-Balls for dessert!

Can’t take that chance, your bite may hurt 
Even with Sno-Balls for dessert, 
I will not eat them al dente 
Or at the opera, Yuck!  No way!
Not in the dark, or served with brie
Not in the back seat! Set me free!
I do not like them! I refuse! 
I do not like them, I won’t choose! 
I will not eat them from a tray 
Won’t take a sip of Montrachet! 
I do not like them en flambé 
I do not like them any way!

I cannot eat brains in the shell! 
I do not trust you, Doctor Fell!

If you tried, I think you might... 
Ah, now I see... you’re full... of spite 
Come now, my lamb, one little bite?

Fell, if you swear you’ll set me free 
I’ll take a taste, and then you’ll see

Damn! I like brains in the shell! 
They’re simply scrumptious, Doctor Fell! 
And I will eat them al dente! 
And in the dark, all night and day! 
And in the back seat of a car! 
I didn't know how good they are! 
I loved each bite! It didn’t hurt! 
Sno-Balls, Hell! You’re my dessert!

Another plate is what I choose! 
Brains in the shell I can’t refuse! 
Sure, I'll eat them, pass the tray! 
And, please... more Batard Montrachet? 
And I will eat them en flambé 
Hell! I will eat them any way!

I so adore brains in the shell! 
Thank you, darling Doctor Fell!