Tony and Stella
were sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-
I-N-G

But Lecter and Starling
were in the Maybach
and when they looked up had noticed
Tony pulled out his back!

“Oh, NO!!” cried Clarice,
“the poor fella’s in pain!
Let’s get him out of that tree
in case it begins to rain!”

“Clarice”, said the good doctor,
“I am NOT a feline
and find it hard to believe
you’d expect ME to climb.”

“Then, I’LL do it!”,
Clarice said to him in a huff
and climbed all of those branches
even though they were rough!

“I’ll help you”, she said
to the actor renowned,
“But YOU, STELLA
can find your own fucking way down!!”

So Starling climbed down
with Sir Tony by her side
and put him into the car
while Lecter just sighed.

“Mind the seats”, Lecter said
while Tony lay down
as the two drove him
safely back into town.

“You saved my life” Tony said
to both Lecter and Starling
and winked when he purred to Clarice,
“thank you, Darling.”

“Anytime!” Clarice said,
as they drove down the lane
and waved to Sir Tony, shouting,
“See you in ‘Stain’!”