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Welcome to Hell

copyright 2003, by Deoceres

Disclaimer:    These characters were created by Thomas Harris.  They are used herein without permission, but in the spirit of admiration and respect.  No infringement of copyright is intended, and no profit, of any kind, is made by the creator, maintainer or contributors to this site.

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(Setting: the gates of Hell)

Welcome to hell. Over 11 million souls served.

“You must be Mr Glenn. Allow me to offer you a warm welcome to hell...no pun intended. Now, you-”

“Wait! There has to be some mistake! I can’t be destined to come here!”

“Hmm...let me check my list....Glenn, Scott....yep, you’re definately supposed to be here.”

“But that can’t be right! I’ve lead a very good life!”

“Yes...your record does mention a lot of charity work...but it has been outweighed by the ‘bad’ side of your list. Item one - numerous crimes against one Clarice M. Starling. Item two-”

“What...? Clarice Starling? But that was just from a film! It was just that character I played, it wasn’t real!”

“Yes, well....let me tell you something. You see, the big guy upstairs, well, he’s kinda a Lecterphile....and it’s important to him...”

“But that’s not fair!”

“Well, Mr Glenn, life isn’t fair. And neither is death. Now, you will be staying in the newly constructed ‘Free Range Rude’ wing. Down the corridor to your left, take a right past the bottomless pit. Um...you should probably just ignore any screams of torment...I hear it’s quite nice this time of year....hehe....”

“Wait, can’t you-”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, Mr Glenn, I have other eternally damned souls to deal with.”

“But-”

“NEXT! Scott, Ridley! Ahhh....Mr Scott....we’ve been expecting you....”

~Save me Jebus!~



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