Sung to the tune of The Beverly HIllbillies



Come and listen to a story about a man named Lec
In War starving cold, Nazi’s ate kid sister’s flesh,
Then one day Lec was hungry for some food,
When in through the door came a free-range rude.

Food that is, sweetbreads, time for tea.

So out came the Harpy down in Lec’s basement lair,
Next day Lec did serve to friends a ragout affair
Then Graham caught on, locked him up and threw away the key
But it was through this turn of luck Lec met Clarice Starling.

Girl, that is. FBI, same stars.

First date down on the Chesapeake saw Krendler meet his end.
After Starling saved Lecter the pigs ate Verger’s head instead.
Now that the job was done they flew off to Buenos Aires
If you're in town come around they’d love to have you for tea.