Sung to the tune of the Three's Company theme song
Make sure you lock the door
Lecter’s waiting for you
If your name is Paul Krendler
Tonight’s dinner is you!
Expose the frontal lobe
Remove a slice or two
Fire up those burners, add capers
And try something new!
You’ll see that they’re actually yummy
Will tickle your tummy, it’s true
At Lecter’s rendezvous
Krendler is dinner for two!
copyright 2003, by
Screaming Lamb
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