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Lecterly Hill-Billys

copyright 2003, by Drandmrslecter

Disclaimer:    These characters were created by Thomas Harris.  They are used herein without permission, but in the spirit of admiration and respect.  No infringement of copyright is intended, and no profit, of any kind, is made by the creator, maintainer or contributors to this site.

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Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillys

Come and listen to my story
‘bout a man named Jack.
Would be dead soon
of a massive heart attack.
But had to know just
where the hell she’d gone.
No-one knew why
she was gone so long…

(…way, she is. I wonder…I’ll bet…)

But Jack thought his
suspicions were far-fetched.
There’s no damn way she’d
let herself be cetched.
She’s way too smart
the brightest of her class.
Has nice tits
and a really sexy ass.

(butt, I mean...and boobs. Sorry.)

So Jack rolled over to his
wife’s side of the bed.
Same side since the
day that they were wed.
“Dear,” he said,
“Please tell me what you know.
Where in fuck did
Starling really go?”

(off with Lecter, ya jerk. Give it up. You're dead.)

copyright 2003, by Drandmrslecter

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