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Harpy Man

copyright 2003, by Bella Firenze

Disclaimer:    These characters were created by Thomas Harris.  They are used herein without permission, but in the spirit of admiration and respect.  No infringement of copyright is intended, and no profit, of any kind, is made by the creator, maintainer or contributors to this site.

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Sung to the tune of Secret Agent Man



On one side there's the Doctor, he's delicious.
On the other there is Starling, she's ambitious.
He loves to hear her growl,
And that makes her want to scowl,
(When she's not so busy trying not to like it!)

(Chorus)
He's a Harpy Man,
Deadly Harpy Man!
He'll steal your heart (or sweetbreads)
Then disappear again!

It's Studiolo night in downtown Florence
The Doctor wowed them all with his performance
Right where Francesco writhed and turned
And Savonarola burned
Pazzi picked the wrong man to screw over

(Chorus)
He's a Harpy Man,
Deadly Harpy Man!
He'll steal your heart (or liver)
Then disappear again!

Pazzi was above all things ambitious
Mason's got the cash and plans
Revenge so vicious
To impress his lovely bride,
Greedy Pazzi takes the bribe.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

(Chorus)
He's a Harpy Man
Deadly Harpy Man
He'll steal your heart (or sweetbreads)
Then disappear again!



copyright 2003, by Bella Firenze

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