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Doctor Lecter

copyright 2003, by DoktorFell

Disclaimer:    These characters were created by Thomas Harris.  They are used herein without permission, but in the spirit of admiration and respect.  No infringement of copyright is intended, and no profit, of any kind, is made by the creator, maintainer or contributors to this site.

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Sung to the tune of Mister Ed

A shrink is a shrink
That’s what you’d think
And no one can talk to a psycho shrink
So how do you get the shrink to blink?
Send him a trainee

Let’s give it a whirl
And send a girl
We’ll send him a tough and clever girl
And Crawford he has just the girl
Starling’s our trainee

Barney led her to the cell to talk to Lecter there
He gave her clues about Jame Gumb that led her to his lair

But Starling got screwed
Her boss was rude
And Lecter he used the dude for food
Could Lecter change her attitude?
He won his fair trainee

copyright 2003, by DoktorFell

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